Nortabs

Intro:
EM  G  F  C  

G
I was banned from China (from china)
D
for peeing on my rice (my rice)
F
I was banned from China (from China)
C
I had to pay the price (price)

G
I was banned from China (from China)
D
for shitting in the field (the field)
F
I was banned from China (from China)
C
I simply had to yield (yield)

Ref:
C          Em              C   D
And then i thought of what to  do 
C        Em      C   G
I had to get an evil crew
When you're banned from China that is what you gotta do


Solo 1:
C  Em  C  G  

G
I didn't know where to look (hell no)
D
to find an evil gnu (a gnu)
F
so i stole a telephonebook (oh yeah)
C
and then i read it through

G
I found an awsome gnustore (a store)
D
owned by a scanky slut (a slut)
F
so I pulled out my claymore (oooh)
C
I stabbed her in the gut (the gut)

Ref:
C                  Em       C   G
I went and stole myself an evil gnu
C            Em        C       G
Now my e-vil gnu is coming for you
When you're banned from China that is what you gotta do


Rolig del:
G F      C                    G
i know i should have used the loo (the loo) 
G         F     C             G
but (but) I (C) simply had to poo (to poo)
G   F  C                      G
and I  shouldn't stabbed that slut (that slut)
G F           C                  G
i should have smashed her head instead

Solo:
C Em C G
        X 4

Ref:
C                  Em       C   G
I went and stole myself an evil gnu
C            Em        C       G
Now my e-vil gnu is coming for you
When you're banned from China that is what you gotta do


Ref:
(Modulert)
D                  F#m      D   A
I went and stole myself an evil gnu
D            F#m       D       A
Now my e-vil gnu is coming for you
When you're banned from China that is what you gotta do