Nortabs

Intro: (EM) (G) (F) (C)

Vers:
(G)
I was banned from China (from china)
(D)
for peeing on my rice (my rice)
(F)
I was banned from China (from China)
(C)
I had to pay the price (price)

(G)
I was banned from China (from China)
(D)
for shitting in the field (the field)
(F)
I was banned from China (from China)
(C)
I simply had to yield (yield)


Refreng 1:
(C)	   (Em)		   (C) (G)
And then i thought of what to  do 
(C)	 (Em)	 (C) (G)
I had to get an evil crew
When you're banned from China that is what you gotta do


Solo 1:
(1/2 refreng)


Vers:
(G)
I didn't know where to look (hell no)
(D)
to find an evil gnu (a gnu)
(F)
so i stole a telephonebook (oh yeah)
(C)
and then i read it through

(G)
I found an awsome gnustore (a store)
(D)
owned by a scanky slut (a slut)
(F)
I pulled out my claymore (oooh)
(C) 
I stabbed her in the gut (the gut)


Refreng 2:
(C)	 	   (Em)	    (C) (G)
I went and stole myself an evil gnu
(C)	     (Em)      (C)     (G)
Now my e-vil gnu is coming for you
When you're banned from China that is what you gotta do


Rolig del:
(G)(F)   (C)		      (G)
i know i should have used the loo (the loo) 
(G)       (F)   (C)	      (G)
but (but) I (I) simply had to poo (to poo)
(G)(F) (C)		      (G)
and I  shouldn't stabbed that slut (that slut)
(G)(F)          (C)		   (G)
i  should have smashed her head instead


Solo:
(Refreng X2)


Refreng 2:
(C)	 	   (Em)	    (C) (G)
I went and stole myself an evil gnu
(C)	     (Em)      (C)     (G)
Now my e-vil gnu is coming for you
When you're banned from China that is what you gotta do


Modulert Refreng 2:
(D)	 	   (F#m)    (D) (A)
I went and stole myself an evil gnu
(D)	     (F#m)     (D)     (A)
Now my e-vil gnu is coming for you
When you're banned from China that is what you gotta do