Nortabs

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On a warm summers evening. On a gryphon bound from Stormwind.
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I met up with a paladin, we were both to tired to sleep.
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So we took turns at staring, at the darkness down in Duskwood,
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And when we came to Westfall. Well he began to speak.


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And he said:"Son I've made my life, out of questing in the world of Warcraft.
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And I know what you're specced up for just by looking at your gear.
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So if you don't mind me saying, I can see you have capped to 80,
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but there's a horrid amount of pwnage before you're a master of this game.

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So when you're in a party or raiding. And a kill demand some looting.
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TWhy the hell do you roll on a robe when you're a warrior and using plate?
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And there is never any need for begging. Get your own gold and grind and fight..
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'Cause if you're gonna play the fucking game, boy you gotta fucking learn to play it right.


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You gotta know when to auction it. Know when to trade it.
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Know what to give away. And know what to enchant.
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You never kill low-levels, when you're riding down the noob-zones.
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There'll be time enough for killing. When a battle is on.


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Every gamer knows, that the secret to survival,
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is knowing how to play your class and know how to play it well.
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Cause chances are that someday. you get polymorphed into a sheep.
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So the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.


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So when he finished speaking. He leaned up against his polearm.
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Looked through his quest-log and then he faded off to sleep.
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And somewhere in the darkness, the paladin he broke even.
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And with his final words I got an item I could keep.


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You gotta know when to auction it. Know when to trade it.
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Know what to give away. And know what to enchant.
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You never kill low-levels, when you're riding down the noob-zones.
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There'll be time enough for killing. When a battle is on.