Nortabs

On a [D]warm summers evening. On a [G/D]gryphon bound fr[D]om Stormwind.
I met up with a paladin, we were both to tired [A]to sleep.
So [D]we took turns at staring, at the[G/D] darkness down[D] in Duskwood,
And w[G/D]hen we came to[D] Westfall. We[A]ll he began to s[D]peak.


And he sa[D]id:"Son I've made my life, out[G/D] of questing in the [D]world of Warcraft.
And I know what you're specced up for just by looking at your[A] gear.
So if y[D]ou don't mind me saying, I can s[G/D]ee you have capped[D] to 80,
but th[G/D]ere's a horrid[D] amount of pwn[A]age before you're a [D]master of this game.

So wh[D]en you're in a party or raid[G]ing. And a kill dem[D]and some looting.
TWhy the hell do you roll on a robe when you'r[A]e a warrior and using plate?
And ther[D]e is never any need for begging. [G]Get your own gold [D]and grind and fight..
'Cause if you're [G]gonna play the fucking game[D], boy you gott[A]a fucking learn to pla[D]y it right.


You gotta k[D]now when to auction it[G]. Know when to[D] trade it.
[G]Know what to [D]give away. And know what to[A] enchant.
You never [D]kill l[Em/A]ow-le[D]vels, when you're [G]riding down the[D] noob-zones.
There'll be time [G]enough for [D]killing. [A]When a battle is o[D]n.


[D]Every gamer knows, that [G]the secret to [D]survival,
is knowing how to play your class and know how to [A]play it well.
Cause c[D]hances are that someday. y[G]ou get polymorp[D]hed into a sheep.
So the b[G]est that you can h[D]ope for is to d[A]ie in your s[D]leep.


So w[D]hen he finished speaking. He lea[G]ned up against his [D]polearm.
Looked through his quest-log and then he fa[A]ded off to sleep.
And [D]somewhere in the darkness, the[G] paladin he broke [D]even.
And [G]with his fina[D]l words I got an [A]item I could keep[D].


You gotta k[D]now when to auction it[G]. Know when to[D] trade it.
[G]Know what to [D]give away. And know what to[A] enchant.
You never [D]kill l[Em/A]ow-le[D]vels, when you're [G]riding down the[D] noob-zones.
There'll be time [G]enough for [D]killing. [A]When a battle is o[D]n.