Nortabs

20:00 med Raske Menn - The Sad, Sad, Sad Country Singer


 A        D                                  F#m         D
"I'm only 40 years old and already I feel my life is over
                                A             D 
Cause there's nothing out there for me no more
                                    F#m D
nothing that I haven't seen or done"

Vers:

             A                   D 
   I've been to all the places I wanted to go
        F#m               D
   Like Niagara Falls and Middlesbrough 
        A                             D 
   I've driven all the cars that I've wanted to drive
   F#m                      D
   Chevrolets, Ferrari, and Nissan Qashqai

        A                  D 
   I've done all the girls that I wanted to do
   F#m                     D
   Donna, Wilma, Jennifer, Cassandra and Sue
   A                   D
   Mandy, Sandy, Andy, Margaret, Kitty, Betty, Donna, Chris,
   F#m                            D
   Margaret, Doris, Margaret, and Kim Lee Sung

A D

          A                        D  
   I have killed all the animals I wanted to kill
   F#m              D
   Yesterday I even threw a turtle down the hill
     A                      D
   I mixed all the dogs that I wanted to mix
              F#m                     D
   I've got a poodle-bulldog-schnauzer mixed with chihuahua-chicks

Bro:

           E
      It's hard for me to find a reason
      D/G
      to go on another season
           E
      It's time for me to say goodbye
          D/G                        E
      The question is: How I'm gonna die?

Ref:

                     A
            Should I jump off a cliff?
                   E
            Hang myself in a tree?
                F#m
            Get hit by a train?
               D
            Or drown in the sea?
                    A
            Shoot myself in the head?
                   E
            Cut my groin with a knife?
                   F#m
            Take a cyanide pill?
               D
            To end my life!

Vers:

             A                         D
   Well I've bended all the verbs I've wanted to bend
        F#m                           D
   Like drive, drove, driven, and has droven again
          A                            D
   I have googled all the words that I wanted to google
   F#m                           D
   "Cheap flights", "anus", I've also googled google

          A                          D
   I have tried all the jeans that I wanted to try
   F#m                             D
   Slim fit, bootcut, transparent, baggy and wide
        A                       D
   I've climbed all the trees I wanted to climb
   F#m                       D
   Ash, spanish oak, ginger, walnut and lime

Bro:

      E
      Thornless honeylocust, cottonwood, pine, hickery
      D/G
      Basswood, european mountain ash, and olive tree
      E 
      Hemlock, larche, plum, hackberry, magnolia
      D/G
      Butternut, chestnut and rotodendro
      E 
      Slippery elm, ash, canadian sugar maple
            D/G
      Lemon tree, apple tree, christmas tree, peach and apple
           E
      It's time for me to say goodbye
      D/G                      E
      Now I know how I'm gonna die

Ref:

                      A
            I'm gonna jump off a cliff…
                        E
            (Jump off a cliff
                      F#m
            Now he is dead
                          D
            We need a new lead
                       A    (Stopp)
            What about you?)
                      A
            I'm gonna jump off a cliff…
                        E
            (Jump off a cliff
                    F#m
            He also died
                             D
            Now, we're going home
            We're having turkey for dinner
          A                    E    
            Not Turkey the country
                           F#m    D
            But turkey the bird)

A E F#m D (Fade out)




Andreas Thoresen 2012