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20:00 med Raske Menn - The Sad, Sad, Sad Country Singer


 G        C                                  Em         C
"I'm only 40 years old and already I feel my life is over
                                G             C 
Cause there's nothing out there for me no more
                                    Em C
nothing that I haven't seen or done"

Vers:

             G                   C 
   I've been to all the places I wanted to go
        Em               C
   Like Niagara Falls and Middlesbrough 
        G                             C 
   I've driven all the cars that I've wanted to drive
   Em                      C
   Chevrolets, Ferrari, and Nissan Qashqai

        G                  C 
   I've done all the girls that I wanted to do
   Em                     C
   Donna, Wilma, Jennifer, Cassandra and Sue
   G                   C
   Mandy, Sandy, Andy, Margaret, Kitty, Betty, Donna, Chris,
   Em                            C
   Margaret, Doris, Margaret, and Kim Lee Sung

G C

          G                        C  
   I have killed all the animals I wanted to kill
   Em              C
   Yesterday I even threw a turtle down the hill
     G                      C
   I mixed all the dogs that I wanted to mix
              Em                     C
   I've got a poodle-bulldog-schnauzer mixed with chihuahua-chicks

Bro:

           D
      It's hard for me to find a reason
      C/F
      to go on another season
           D
      It's time for me to say goodbye
          C/F                        D
      The question is: How I'm gonna die?

Ref:

                     G
            Should I jump off a cliff?
                   D
            Hang myself in a tree?
                Em
            Get hit by a train?
               C
            Or drown in the sea?
                    G
            Shoot myself in the head?
                   D
            Cut my groin with a knife?
                   Em
            Take a cyanide pill?
               C
            To end my life!

Vers:

             G                         C
   Well I've bended all the verbs I've wanted to bend
        Em                           C
   Like drive, drove, driven, and has droven again
          G                            C
   I have googled all the words that I wanted to google
   Em                           C
   "Cheap flights", "anus", I've also googled google

          G                          C
   I have tried all the jeans that I wanted to try
   Em                             C
   Slim fit, bootcut, transparent, baggy and wide
        G                       C
   I've climbed all the trees I wanted to climb
   Em                       C
   Ash, spanish oak, ginger, walnut and lime

Bro:

      D
      Thornless honeylocust, cottonwood, pine, hickery
      C/F
      Basswood, european mountain ash, and olive tree
      D 
      Hemlock, larche, plum, hackberry, magnolia
      C/F
      Butternut, chestnut and rotodendro
      D 
      Slippery elm, ash, canadian sugar maple
            C/F
      Lemon tree, apple tree, christmas tree, peach and apple
           D
      It's time for me to say goodbye
      C/F                      D
      Now I know how I'm gonna die

Ref:

                      G
            I'm gonna jump off a cliff…
                        D
            (Jump off a cliff
                      Em
            Now he is dead
                          C
            We need a new lead
                       G    (Stopp)
            What about you?)
                      G
            I'm gonna jump off a cliff…
                        D
            (Jump off a cliff
                    Em
            He also died
                             C
            Now, we're going home
            We're having turkey for dinner
          G                    D    
            Not Turkey the country
                           Em    C
            But turkey the bird)

G D Em C (Fade out)




Andreas Thoresen 2012

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