Nortabs

20:00 med Raske Menn - The Sad, Sad, Sad Country Singer


"[A]I'm only [D]40 years old and already I feel my [F#m]life is over[D]
Cause there's nothing out there [A]for me no more[D]
nothing that I haven't seen or done"[F#m][D]

Vers:

   I've been [A]to all the places I [D]wanted to go
   Like [F#m]Niagara Falls and [D]Middlesbrough
   I've [A]driven all the cars that I've [D]wanted to drive
   [F#m]Chevrolets, Ferrari, and [D]Nissan Qashqai

   I've [A]done all the girls [D]that I wanted to do
   [F#m]Donna, Wilma, Jennifer, [D]Cassandra and Sue
   [A]Mandy, Sandy, Andy, [D]Margaret, Kitty, Betty, Donna, Chris,
   [F#m]Margaret, Doris, Margaret, and [D]Kim Lee Sung

[A] [D]

   I have [A]killed all the animals I [D]wanted to kill
   [F#m]Yesterday I even [D]threw a turtle down the hill
   I [A]mixed all the dogs that[D] I wanted to mix
   I've got a [F#m]poodle-bulldog-schnauzer[D] mixed with chihuahua-chicks

Bro:

      It's [E]hard for me to find a reason
      [D/G]to go on another season
      It's [E]time for me to say goodbye
      The [D/G]question is: How I'm gonna [E]die?

Ref:

            Should I [A]jump off a cliff?
            Hang my[E]self in a tree?
            Get [F#m]hit by a train?
            Or [D]drown in the sea?
            Shoot my[A]self in the head?
            Cut my [E]groin with a knife?
            Take a [F#m]cyanide pill?
            To [D]end my life!

Vers:

   Well I've [A]bended all the verbs I've [D]wanted to bend
   Like [F#m]drive, drove, driven, and has [D]droven again
   I have [A]googled all the words that I [D]wanted to google
   [F#m]"Cheap flights", "anus", I've [D]also googled google

   I have [A]tried all the jeans that I [D]wanted to try
   [F#m]Slim fit, bootcut, transparent, [D]baggy and wide
   I've [A]climbed all the trees I [D]wanted to climb
   [F#m]Ash, spanish oak, ginger, [D]walnut and lime

Bro:

      [E]Thornless honeylocust, cottonwood, pine, hickery
      [D/G]Basswood, european mountain ash, and olive tree
      [E]Hemlock, larche, plum, hackberry, magnolia
      [D/G]Butternut, chestnut and rotodendro
      [E]Slippery elm, ash, canadian sugar maple
      Lemon [D/G]tree, apple tree, christmas tree, peach and apple
      It's [E]time for me to say goodbye
      [D/G]Now I know how I'm gonna [E]die

Ref:

            I'm gonna [A]jump off a cliff…
            (Jump off a [E]cliff
            Now he is [F#m]dead
            We need a new [D]lead
                       A    (Stopp)
            What about you?)
            I'm gonna [A]jump off a cliff…
            (Jump off a [E]cliff
            He also [F#m]died
            Now, we're going [D]home
            We're having turkey for dinner
          [A]  Not Turkey the coun[E]try
            But turkey the [F#m]bird)[D]

A E F#m D (Fade out)




Andreas Thoresen 2012