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[Em]Gray hair, glasses, [C]suitcase

[Em]Humble, clever

[C]Constantly working for peace

[Am]Uganda, Congo

[Em]And the [D]Oslo treaty [C]plan

Oh my [Hsus4]God, what a [H]plan


Not as f[C]amous as Gahr Støre
Not a da[G]ddy's boy like [D]Jens
But when [C]handgrenades are flying
There's just one [Hsus4]man you can [H]trust



[C]When there's war and all is [G]hell
Send in Jan E[D]geland
The U[C]nited Nations [H]superhero [Em]man
Mad dic[C]tator with a g[G]un
Send in Jan Egel[D]and
Oh how I [H]wish, I was Jan Egel[Em]and




[Em]Blue eyes, firm hands, [C]nice legs
[Em]Clean shaved body
[C]Drinking his proteinshakes
[Am]Spray-tan, skin cream
[Em]And b[D]uttocks like he was eig[C]hteen
He's a p[Hsus4]eacekeeping m[H]achine

And he s[C]tares, into the mirror
Flexing m[G]uscles in the n[D]ight
And says "[C]Boy, I think you're ready
To pro[Hsus4]tect some human [H]rights"



[C]When there's war and all is [G]hell
Send in Jan E[D]geland
The U[C]nited Nations [H]superhero [Em]man
He plays g[C]olf with K[G]ofi Annan
And looks at maps with George [D]Cloon
Oh how I[H] wish, I was Jan Egel[C#m]and


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When he's s[C]ad he goes to funerals,
in un[G]usually heavy r[D]ain
Large a[C]mounts of water in his face
But that d[Hsus4]oesn't hide his [H]pain

He breaks [C]down just like a homo
And starts c[G]rying just like a g[D]irl
But I g[C]uess you can cry and still be a man
if your [Hsus4]dayjob is saving the world



[C]When there's war and all is [G]hell
Send in Jan E[D]geland
He's a m[C]acho mu[H]sclepumping crying [Em]God
If there's [C]one man you should t[G]rust
It is the Janny-[D]boy
Oh how [H]I wish, I was Jan Eg[Em]eland