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Christmas in jail, christmas in jail. 
I wish I hadn't stolen that car.
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Chrismas in jail, christmas in jail.
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I knew i wouldn't get very far.
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The geezer with the reindeer,
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if he had not been there.
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I wouldn't mowed him down in the dark.

Christmas in jail, christmas in jail.
Toys and stuff all over the place.
Christmas in jail, christmas in jail.
I swear there was no lights on that sled.
And just by the boozer, I got the breathalizor.
I didn't have a leg to stand on.

-SOLO-

Christmas in jail, christmas in jail.
I wish I had a bottle of wine.
Christmas in jail, christmas in jail.
I won't be getting out for a while.
The children of the county, they say they wanna hang me.
Cos they won't get any toys.

Christmas in jail, christmas in jail.

Christmas in jail, christmas in jail.

Rup tubi dubi, a rup tududiludi.