Nortabs

Cm   Bb     D7            Gm
In a place, far away from home
D#                   Bb
There's a guy with a gun
     G
I've got no place to run

Cm        Bb     D7       Gm
How did I end up naked in his room
D#             Bb               G
With a fat guy searching for his baseball-bat

Cm           Bb     
I guess I've never been
   D7                 Gm            D# 
In this kind of situation, but hey I promise
               Bb           G
It's not what it seems

Cm             Bb   
There was this other guy
   D7          Gm           D# 
An old, drunk, punk kind of naggin'
Bb            G
Talking bout elves

Cm               Bb
You look like an elf
D7               Gm     D#
You look like an elf, ooh
Bb             G
You look like an elf (x2)


'Said I guess I've never been
In this kind of situation, but hey I promise
It's not what it seems
'Cause I watched this other guy
A old, drunk, punk kind of naggin
Talking bout elves

Cm               Bb
You look like an elf
D7               Gm     D#
You look like an elf, ooh
Bb             G
You look like an elf (x4)

         Cm
Now kiss me!