Nortabs

[Cm]In a [Bb]place, [D7]far away from [Gm]home
[D#]There's a guy with a [Bb]gun
I've [G]got no place to run

[Cm]How did I [Bb]end up [D7]naked in [Gm]his room
[D#]With a fat guy [Bb]searching for his[G] baseball-bat

[Cm]I guess I've [Bb]never been
In [D7]this kind of situat[Gm]ion, but hey I[D#] promise
It's not what i[Bb]t seems[G]

[Cm]There was this [Bb]other guy
An [D7]old, drunk, [Gm]punk kind of [D#]naggin'
[Bb]Talking bout e[G]lves

[Cm]You look like an [Bb]elf
[D7]You look like an [Gm]elf, oo[D#]h
[Bb]You look like a[G]n elf (x2)


'Said I guess I've never been
In this kind of situation, but hey I promise
It's not what it seems
'Cause I watched this other guy
A old, drunk, punk kind of naggin
Talking bout elves

[Cm]You look like an [Bb]elf
[D7]You look like an [Gm]elf, oo[D#]h
[Bb]You look like a[G]n elf (x4)

Now kiss [Cm]me!